If I were the King of the world there are three things I would immediately pass into law, and then go on a nice long vacation.

  1. I would mandate that ALL cereal manufacturers make it easier to open that stupid waxy plastic stuff inside the box, I am tired of ripping it apart and my Cherrios going everywhere.
  2. I would make it a law of the world that if you can’t see over the steering wheel, you can’t drive.
  3. I would mandate that ALL donuts served at a drive-thru window at any donut shop in the world must be made the same day they are sold.

That’s all, let me know when King of the World is up for elections, I might take a run at it.

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